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All right, I guess I'll start. Try and take on the mighty kumquat:
Ok, following Freak's thread, I'm gonna try to make this as not of a spamalicious spamfest as possible.
Here's what you do: Post an image of something that would defeat the previous image in battle, and then EXPLAIN WHY AND HOW. Please make the explanation have some form of either wit and cleverness (yes, you have to think about it, and trust me you'll feel a lot better and smarter once you do figure out something clever), and not just random crap like: because it's too sexy (unless it was funny in that situation).
Rules for pictures:
1: No porn. (This is a given.)
2. Host the image on some image host and post the link to that image with [img] [/img] notation so that we don't have to click on it and be annoying.
3. Must resize the image to no bigger than 500x500 pixels, and no smaller than 50x50 pixels. Use a program like XnView http://perso.wanadoo.fr/pierre.g/xnview/endownload.html (a very good program btw) to resize. This is to keep to lag down but keep the words on the images readable.
4. Must give your image a name in BOLD.
5. Must give the name of the image your countering in BOLD.
6. When posting, please DO NOT QUOTE. Instead, state the thing that you are defeating followed by your image of the thing that will defeat it.
Just in case two people countered the same image, JUST LEAVE IT. Instead, the next person will CHOOSE ONE of those to counter.
If some idiot does disregard the rules, don't try to be hero and spam more. Just ignore them and continue on.
When you post, YOU MUST PARTICIPATE, or DO NOT POST AT ALL.
Last edited by BeowulfLee; 05-30-2006 at 07:05 PM.
All right, I guess I'll start. Try and take on the mighty kumquat:
Last edited by freakedguru; 05-08-2006 at 09:36 PM.
I strongly dislike fascist mods
The Kumquat shall fall to the mighty Bell Curve!!!
Why you may ask? Because it falls outside the left of the normal distriburion of the fighters. In other words, it fails!
Quote CapnCrooked: Something tells me straight-jackets are soon to be all the rage in the 12-16 year age group.
Quoted by bawowabaje: There Are A Lot of Hats in the Small Business and They All Fit Your Head
Quoted by Arcode: Speak softly but carry a giant killing robot.
Quoted by Gordonman: Soup or GTFO.
The obese will defeat The Bell Curve.
They shall sit on normal distribution and flatten it out.
diet pills
will reduce all those obese people to sticks that can be blown over with a gust of wind.
A pie
One temptation will bring them off track once again. And who can resist PIE?
The inflation turnip shall lay waste to all cosmetic surgons hopes and asperations. and screw the diet pills too.
And Rose, you had the tags backward. it's img then /img.
Last edited by Lord_Burn; 05-08-2006 at 01:10 AM.
Quote CapnCrooked: Something tells me straight-jackets are soon to be all the rage in the 12-16 year age group.
Quoted by bawowabaje: There Are A Lot of Hats in the Small Business and They All Fit Your Head
Quoted by Arcode: Speak softly but carry a giant killing robot.
Quoted by Gordonman: Soup or GTFO.
The obese people are no match for the horrendous side-effects of the diet pills.
And even should they live this young holligan will snatcheth away their pie, before it is turned into more ass fat. Never leave pies on windowsills...its grand larceny waiting to happen.
"Do you want fries with that?"
Six magically simple words that make freedom fries the most popular food on earth, forget pie and munch up 8 grams of trans fatty acids with each "yes".
Each day builds on the day before, and one day you'll become a pregnant man.
"Let's hope they don't find oil here, then we'd have real problems" ~ African dude in Blood Diamond who's entire village got burnt and massacred by oodles of 8-year-old AK-47 totting rappers.
The desire for french fries diminishes when the supply of ketchup has depleted!
The want for Catsup shall diminish with some hearty **** Soup. Everyone likes soup, and I dont like Catsup.
Quote CapnCrooked: Something tells me straight-jackets are soon to be all the rage in the 12-16 year age group.
Quoted by bawowabaje: There Are A Lot of Hats in the Small Business and They All Fit Your Head
Quoted by Arcode: Speak softly but carry a giant killing robot.
Quoted by Gordonman: Soup or GTFO.
on a hot day the desire for soup will be destroyed for that of a less wholesome and cold treat
ice cream
No icecream can withstand the high temperature of the raging inferno.
I aint afraid of no ghosts!
To Lord Burn...You soup is useless as long as Doctor Brown stole your can opener!
To Rosalyne...Lactose Intolerance ruins your plans for ice cream.
By the way...that is the most ridiculous lactose intolerance ad I've ever seen. My mom is L.I. maybe she can sue?
Only post pictures against the person directly before you. Do not do it to multiple people, or people further back in the thread. You will ruin it other wise. PLEASE, delete your post and counter my image, then I'll delete this post.
I aint afraid of no ghosts!
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