Reply With Quotelol nice one kaze, its amost the same as ur old one
Some of you may have seen an old thread like this. This one is different.
This is a redo of some earlier ideas and a fine tuning to the religion/way of life idea I had a few months ago. I took out the written tests and the guilds and so on, and added some other things.
I still have to develop the website, set up the store, and make a set of shirts and so on before I go live with all of it... and college isn't helping, so stay with me.
"Well, what is your religion Kaze?"
Good question.
-Awesomeism-
**What IS Awesomeism?**
The belief that life is too short to piss away time arguing who is right about the higher power. It ends in war, hate, jealousy, and pain. There is no good outcome for forcing your beliefs about God on anyone.
So why bother saying who is right about who/what exists on the higher planes of the universe? YOU GONNA DIE. Inevitability, we can't help it. So... while you can... Make life easier for yourself and everyone else by having a totally awesome time!
Yes, Awesome.
Although truly scientifically based, you don't have to accept that to be an Awesomeist. Just live by the golden rule: Do unto others, as you would have done unto you. If someone is being a lame, tell them to shut the fuck up, tell them why, and help them become awesome. If they don't want to become awesome, don't force it, leave them be, and treat them with respect regardless. If they enforce blind hate for any group or people, you have permission to own them as a service to making the world better.
We have no rules besides the above. You can eat any meat, drink any beer, fuck on the Sabbath. WHATEVER. It’s pointless to say "omg god doesnt liek you cause you DROVE TO CHURCH ON SATURDAY!" If god really loved you he wouldn't give a shit if you ate a pig. If you convert to Awesomeism, you can drop the dogmatic laws, and simply stay to being a good person.
That leads to my next point. ANYONE OF ANY FAITH/ATHEIST can become an Awesomeist. This takes away the shroud of deceit and dogma that have plagued the major organized religions. You can still believe God exists and be and Awesomeist. You merely do not force that belief on others, while being awesome about it. Keep it to yourself. This should only clash with Islamic extremists and KKK members. Screw them. Nobody likes you Terrorist Nazis. Lighten the fuck up.
Atheists make fine Awesomeists, considering Awesomism's faith is relative to each member. If you have no faith, you obviously want to make the best of what you have here and now. Awesomeism is the key to letting you unlock supreme awesomeness.
Unlike Scientology, which claims to be based on science *scoff* (when it is totally NOT), Awesomeism does not try to claim there are or are not spirits sucking on your head, or an intergalactic lord Xenu. Awesomeism simply states that you should make life great for yourself and every human being you come in contact with. If you're lazy, then just you and your friends. We also don't charge money for the secrets to happiness.
*Our Symbol*
Who is our symbol? The most awesome person there is.
Velociraptor Jesus.
He went extinct for your lameness. Try and fulfill his wishes by being totally awesome.
"BUT I DUN WANNA BE AWESUM!"
Well guess what, Velociraptor Jesus is gonna eat you.
And there ain't shit you can do about it. So either have fun and make life great for everyone around you, or piss off and die with the leper Nazis.
We don't believe Velociraptor Jesus existed, obviously. He is merely a symbol to show us to be awesome, powerful, cunning and intelligent.
*Other Figures in Awesomeism
Ricky
Ricky's advice: Aim for the spot below the nose, and above the lips, then let your power explode!
Chuck Norris
Chuck's advice: Determination and training are the secrets to being like Chuck Norris
Mr. T.
T's advice: Jibba Jabba seperates Mr. T. from the FOO
Jack
Jack's advice: A sharp tongue leads the way through situations where a sword can fail.
**THE TWO SCHOOLS OF AWESOMEISM**
Two ways to become awesome. It is suggested you become learned in both.
Of course, you do not have to join either to be an Awesomeist; they are just there for a service, to make you more awesome than ever.
*The Ninja Dojo*
As an Awesomeist, you will have to protect yourself. Velociraptor Jesus taught self defense techniques along the silk road until he formed a school in Northern India. A monk from the temple brought his teachings to the relatively peaceful shaolin monks, who then expanded upon the ideas. All modern day martial arts are rooted in this history. The most ultimate being the way of the ninja. Because being a ninja is awesome...
like Velociraptor Jesus
*Terms*
Stealth'd - to sneak around without being detected.
Ninja'd - To own someone while stealth'n
*Ranks*
The school of Ninjutsu has ranks based on how awesome you are.
Newbie - Don't know shit.
Genin - Has either seen Ricki-Oh: Story of Ricky or been in a fight and won, thus proving power
Chunnin - Has stealth'd and ninja'd at least 5 people, thus proving technique
Jounin - Either knows the ninja hand signs, or has beaten Ninja Gaiden, thus proving skill
Head Ninja - Actually capable of self defense, thus proving awesomeness
*Teachings
On the future website, we will be putting up proven effective workouts, diets, and martial arts techniques in order to hone your body and skill in the ways of awesome.
*The Life of a Pirate*
Awesomeism doesn't expect you to own a boat, or threaten small Caribbean islands. As Ninjutsu deals with more of the physical aspects of being awesome, Piracy deals with the internal workings and mindset of being awesome.
What's right? What is moral? When is someone awesome? When is someone lame? How can I have fun? How can I download pron/steal movies? How can I become a ladies man/seductress?
Personal growth of the mind is our focus here.
Velociraptor Jesus used his quick charm and witty ways to achieve a following, and spread his ideas about being awesome to the world.
You too should learn to be quick witted and smartassish.
*Terms*
Woo - to have someone oogle at your awesomeness
Befuddle - mental ownage
*Ranks*
By performing various tasks of cunning and intelligence, you rise the ranks of the school.
Newbie - Don't know shit
Pickpocket - You've got some general concepts down, and you can tell a joke well, thus proving charm
Scoundrel - Befuddle someone with wit and word trickery, thus proving mental power
Pirate - Woo one of the opposite/same sex, thus proving awareness and appeal
Captain - Become infamous among a certain circle of people, thus proving awesomeness
*Teachings
On the website we'll have self help for the shy, the dumb and the clueless. Again, it'll all be up on the site once I actually finish writing all this HTML.
**HOW TO LIVE AS AN AWESOMEIST**
Basically, you try to look out for your fellow man. There is no need to pray outside of when you find it in need. The awesomeist is rarely jealous, and rarely hates. The awesomeist has a self confidence that glows, and pities those who are misguided. The awesomeist seeks to better the self and those around him/her. In theory, if everyone becomes awesome, no one would be lame... thus making the world a better place.
That’s pretty much it! There’s not much to it! What you believe personally sticks with you, and should stay as such. The laws of modern religion’s preach nonsense of being the only path to paradise. Well, how do we know that paradise will be waiting there for us? Even if you believe in an afterlife, why not make the most of what we have here and now? To do that, is to be Awesome.
MOST IMPORTANTLY. You should find your groove. What makes you, you? What can you do to obtain YOUR goals? How do you want tou LIVE your life? Hopefully the ways of Awesomeism can open that up for you as well.
**What now?**
Spread the word, and teach others how to be awesome.
I'm still working on getting hoodies and T-shirts up for sale on a website I have yet to design.
Yes, I am very serious about this. I plan on setting up a website, with further information and self-help.
Have you accepted Velociraptor Jesus? He went extinct because you were lame.
And now that I've got nothing left to say, here's The Raddish Spirit doing what he does best....
lol nice one kaze, its amost the same as ur old one
Achievements
1. Made a thread that got stickied
2. Someone made a rule because of me
3. Got enough"dragidians"to get a glowy
4. Got 1000 post.
5. Got banned for real and by a h4x0r (sephiroth 1st class)
6. Got a high score on a game once (curveball)
7.Pm'd Dave and got a response
8.1992 and 2000 post one july 16 2006
ummmm.....o.O
That Raddish Spirit is dangerous. He can give little kiddies seizures.
Velociraptor Jesus Christ!
Can velociraptor jesus christ be black?
why not radioactive green?Originally Posted by KrAzyLiLAzNGr1
He has no race, being a Velociraptor and all.
I'll follow the ways of Raptor Jesus alongside Black Jesus. I can't choose just one.
God damn you Kaze....
So selfless religion or money making scheme? Ironically, they go hand in hand most of the time.
I strongly dislike fascist mods
actually, he looks quite asian from those pictures.
you see how he knows martial arts and has slightly slanted eyes?
asian.
asian ninja dinosaur.
=P The money pays to buy more t shirts to print out. I can't see how it could turn a profit either, unless I sharply rose the price; I don't plan on doing that.
I'll I have to say is WOW!!
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