hahaha funny and make u think

[jeamourt3]

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each for hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky .The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left." The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?"Oh, yes she replies"But let's change positions.This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you **** on its head.


it made think that they have sex at first lol

[PaxBuddy]

HAHAHAHAHA.. thats great!

[Sage5664]

heh well that was a unexpecting twist.

[platinumtitan]

lmao. that's a good one.

[NBA_loveitlive]

rotfl....... damn im laughing so hard everybody in the library is looking at me...

[FallenWings]

that is pretty damn funny. although...i wouldn't take the same course of action. after that long of looking at the chick, i just would banged her like a mad man.

[ShoelessProphet]

yes....made me think.....thats it.....

[JoeTheSkaBoy]

that is pretty damn funny. although...i wouldn't take the same course of action. after that long of looking at the chick, i just would banged her like a mad man.
lol!yeah really,i agree with you all the way!

[Selphie_Tilmitt]

lol nice joke.I thought he was jus gonna turn out ta be dat they had sex the whole time or somethin.^^

[AznGuyMateo]

thats was funny... but kinda wierd too

[pilk]

lol thats funny

[Final Rush]

good one! it does make u think. i wouldnt have done that though... smash that chick first, then if there was some time left, yea, the birds need to die.

but yea, havent heard one like that in a while.

[Hopeless]

haha, that was hilarious

[OtakuBerserker]

haha ya that was a good one. kinda gross but it was funny. that was a waste of 30 minutes......

[jeamourt3]

haha ya that was a good one. kinda gross but it was funny. that was a waste of 30 minutes......


waste.......?