The Rabbit And The Bear

[sublime]

There were a rabit and a bear who hated each other. One day the bear was chasing the rabbit and they came upon a magic lamp. The genie inside gave them each three wished. The bear wished
"I wish to be the only male bear in this forest"
and the genie granted his wish. The the rabbit asks
"I wish for a motocycle helmet"
and the genie granted his wish, then the bear asked
"I wish to be the only male bear in the USA"
and the gene granted his wish, then the rabbit askes
"I wish for a motorcycle to go along with my helmet"
the genie granted his wish, then the bear uses his last wish and says
"I wish to be the only male bear in the world"
the genie granted his wish, the rabbit then used his last wish and says
"I wish that bear was gay"

[Final Rush]

hahaha, sweet. i think i've heard it before, but its still good.

nice joke.

[NBA_loveitlive]

not bad, not bad. i think i use this one later

[SwEeTxCaNdY]

I think I've heard one similar to that one. Though its nice to have a good laugh again. xDD

[OtakuBerserker]

thats funny. haha its hilarious!

[jeamourt3]

hah good lol

[hoodedslayer676]

hah good lol
not bad it was pretty good. Never heard it before.

[geotaku292]

That was pretty good....

[Hopeless]

That was pretty good

[KaitlinRainey]

LOL. Haven't heard that one...but it's really good. ^_^

[PaxBuddy]

Y-m-c-a!

:lol:

[AnGeL15]

good ^^ lol

[TheNewMadPad]

never heard that one before, but it was funny

[SimpsonsFreak]

I never heard of it. But it was good, if you were able to make it up yourself.