Tama's Q&A Jokes

[Tamago]

The first one is a bit of a riddle and I'll give you til the end of Thursday to find the answer.

Q: If a girl has four limbs and a guy has five limbs (take a good guess at what the fifth "limb" is), how many limbs would they have altogether?

[primal.instinct]

they would have 8

[XxXSoraXxX]

Two limbs form to make one. But it switches back and forth, sometimes it defused and sometimes its not. It's a rapid changing progress until someone gets tired or bored. :zzz:

[Tamago]

Close, but no. Anyone else?

edit: Sora is VERY close

[XxXSoraXxX]

8 and 9? Just a guess.

[primal.instinct]

if i'm to go by Sora's answer... i'll go and say 4.

[Tamago]

8 and 9? Just a guess.

Sora's answer is as close as it gets without knowing the joke, so I might as well tell you:

Answer: 8, 9, 8, 9, 8, 9, etc.

Get it? ^^

I'll post the next question tonight.

[XxXSoraXxX]

Sora's answer is as close as it gets without knowing the joke, so I might as well tell you:

Answer: 8, 9, 8, 9, 8, 9, etc.

Get it? ^^

I'll post the next question tonight.
I was right, it was a rapid changing between the two.

[Tamago]

Next joke

Q: Why did the bald guy cut holes in his pockets?

[sublime]

so he could rub his head????

[Tamago]

Eh hehehehe. Good answer, but no.

[sublime]

So he could feel what hair he had left...

[Tamago]

Close enough. I'll give you the answer.

Q: Why did the bald guy cut holes in his pockets?

A: So he can run his fingers through his hair.

Here's the next question. You'll like this one.

Q: Why did God give women multiple orgasms?

[yattasparagus28]

So they have something to lie about even during sex.