jknite
05-07-2004, 12:55 PM
ok this is the only joke im posting unless theres a really funny one i find...
A american business man goes to japan for a meeting
his wife and kids are back in the states so hes lonely so he hires a japanese prostitute and brings her back to his suite.They start screwing and she keeps on scream "HOSHIMOTO!!!HOSHIMOTO!!!"The man didnt have his japanese to english dictionary present so he just thought he was pleasing her to the best of his ability,he pays she leaves,then he goes to bed for the next day.The next day hes playing golf with his japanese business associates and he gets a hole in one.The japanese partners were congratulating him in japanese and he forgot his dictionary again, so he said the first japanese word that came to him, he said hoshimoto.Then a concerned business partner came up to him and asked "what do you mean its in the wrong hole?"
by the way for this particular forum (jokes) i think we should use the rate this thread (if we still have it...) for its funniness
like this
1 star=not worth the click
2 star=alright
3 star=funny
4 star=hilarious
5 star=i need to change my pants
A american business man goes to japan for a meeting
his wife and kids are back in the states so hes lonely so he hires a japanese prostitute and brings her back to his suite.They start screwing and she keeps on scream "HOSHIMOTO!!!HOSHIMOTO!!!"The man didnt have his japanese to english dictionary present so he just thought he was pleasing her to the best of his ability,he pays she leaves,then he goes to bed for the next day.The next day hes playing golf with his japanese business associates and he gets a hole in one.The japanese partners were congratulating him in japanese and he forgot his dictionary again, so he said the first japanese word that came to him, he said hoshimoto.Then a concerned business partner came up to him and asked "what do you mean its in the wrong hole?"
by the way for this particular forum (jokes) i think we should use the rate this thread (if we still have it...) for its funniness
like this
1 star=not worth the click
2 star=alright
3 star=funny
4 star=hilarious
5 star=i need to change my pants