The Red-Neck joke thread

[XxXSoraXxX]

O.k. i'm going to rid of that arguement and try again.

Post on.

[PaxBuddy]

yes because i won.

What is the biggest day of confusion for rednecks?
Father's Day.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging!

You might be a redneck if...
...the Jack-O-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you!

You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!

You might be a redneck if the interveiwer asks, '“Did you know that we are a Fourtune 500 Company?'”
And you answer '“What track do y'all sponsor that race at? I ain't been to that one yet.”

[Sage5664]

You might be a red neck if you get your nipple bitten of by a beaver
You might be a red neck if you wash the car toppless, with your husband
You might be a red neck if you think a cellphone is sumtin that has nothing to do with a phone at all
You might be a red neck if you think N'Sync has nothing to do with music at all
You might be a red neck if you sup up your lawn mower
You might be a red neck if you race your lawn mower with all your other neightbors.

yea, thats most I remeber.

[yuffielover]

you might be a redneck if your family tree dont fork


lol

[Yigger]

Q: how do circumsize a redneck?
A: kick his sister in the chin!!!!!!!

[AngelArm]

"You know your a redneck when your gun rack, has a gun rack on it!"- Family Guy

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