BigBrotherFreak
04-24-2004, 04:28 PM
So stupid, ya gotta laugh!
Number 1-There were 2 muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other: man it's hot as hell in here The other replies: Holy ****, a talking muffin!
Number 2-A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some duck food. The bartender replies get the hell out of here, this is a bar, not a pet store. The next day the duck walks in and asks the same question. The bartender replies again that this is a bar, we don't have duck food and tells the duck not to come back again. Of course, the duck walks in the next day and asks for duck food and the bartender shgouts back that if the duck comes back tommorow he's gonna shoot him. Lastly, the duck walks in the next day and asks the bartender for some bullets and the bartender goes what is your problem we don't have bullets, get out.... The duck then asks, You got any duck food?
Number 3- A wife and husband are not talking to each other because they just fought and they're driving down a highway. the wife looks out the window, at cows, and says to her husband: LOOK YOUR RELATIVES! So, with attidude like the wife, the husband replies: YEA, MY IN-LAWS!
Number 1-There were 2 muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other: man it's hot as hell in here The other replies: Holy ****, a talking muffin!
Number 2-A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some duck food. The bartender replies get the hell out of here, this is a bar, not a pet store. The next day the duck walks in and asks the same question. The bartender replies again that this is a bar, we don't have duck food and tells the duck not to come back again. Of course, the duck walks in the next day and asks for duck food and the bartender shgouts back that if the duck comes back tommorow he's gonna shoot him. Lastly, the duck walks in the next day and asks the bartender for some bullets and the bartender goes what is your problem we don't have bullets, get out.... The duck then asks, You got any duck food?
Number 3- A wife and husband are not talking to each other because they just fought and they're driving down a highway. the wife looks out the window, at cows, and says to her husband: LOOK YOUR RELATIVES! So, with attidude like the wife, the husband replies: YEA, MY IN-LAWS!