Funny jokes but stupid

[NightmareMagma]

here our some stupid but funny jokes I made up, Post some of your jokes here. Im not trying to be racist.

What do you call 200 Black people and a 1 Whit guy?
Awnser:A prison

Your so black, you make tupac look like your dad

Your so white, you make KKK(KuKlutzKlan) look like your parents.

What do you call 2 black dudes and 1 white person?
Awnser:2 Boxers and a referee

[KaitlinRainey]

Kinda stupid jokes, but stupid is okay. ^_^

[jeamourt3]

why are black people good in basketball?
-because they are good at stealing and shooting

i aint racist....just a joke

[6u63]

here our some stupid but funny jokes I made up, Post some of your jokes here. Im not trying to be racist.

What do you call 200 Black people and a 1 Whit guy?
Awnser:A prison

Your so black, you make tupac look like your dad

Your so white, you make KKK(KuKlutzKlan) look like your parents.

What do you call 2 black dudes and 1 white person?
Awnser:2 Boxers and a referee


You're right and wrong about this thread. It was all stupid and no humor.

[SimpsonsFreak]

The jokes aren't humorous and are stupid, by the sense that they are not funny.

[Tamago]

A guy opens his door and sees a snail. He kicks it to the other side of his yard.

A week later, he opens the door and sees the snail again. The snail says, "What the f*ck you do that for!?"

[Draco Delphinus]

<<Offensive joke warning!!>>

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook?

A: Hitler

[Neodammerung]

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
A: There's twenty of them!

(P1)Q: How do you fit 25 people in a bathtub?
A: A Blender!

(P2)Q: How do you get them out of the tub?
A: Nachos!

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies stapled to a dead tree?
A: One dead baby stapled to ten dead trees!

Q: Why did Micheal Jackson go to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half-off!

[never]

Valentine For Osama

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks for a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God will get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.

"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, our marines could blow the **** out of him."

[TheNewMadPad]

dude. those jokes were so bad! how could u have the nerve to post those horrible (and not funny) jokes. dont waste a thred on this crap.

[never]

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

[viciousexe]

why would u just waste a post by insulting peoples jokes. if you dont like the jokes go to another thread you whinners.

heres mine.

Liitle Suzi cant be in school today, she's sick in bed with gramps. :)

[MaisalG]

why would u just waste a post by insulting peoples jokes. if you dont like the jokes go to another thread you whinners.

heres mine.

Liitle Suzi cant be in school today, she's sick in bed with gramps. :)

ha ha ha...yea...funny and stupid...but that isn't bad. lol.