A joke my friend told me *Slightly explicit content*

[Psychoz]

I said slightly. So anyway, I thought this was interesting to share.

There was a cucumber, pickle, and a ***** sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber says, "Man my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put some spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The ***** looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"

Well it amused me damnit. :p

[animepunk]

*dies from laughfter* oh god, so did I psychoz, so did I...

[Tekken Punk]

lol....................AHAHAHAHAHHHAA

[zell]

thats an old one and it disgusts me yet still even though i laugh at it when i hear it

[Totebag]

HEHEHE that's pretty funny! :D I liked that one.

:EDIT: Wait aren't a pickle and a cucumber the same thing? A pickle is a cooked cucumber or something. O__o

[DaRkPhIrEcLoUd]

Meh its pretty funny when you hear it the first few times..there are so many different versions of the joke though..

[XxXSoraXxX]

HEHEHE that's pretty funny! :D I liked that one.

:EDIT: Wait aren't a pickle and a cucumber the same thing? A pickle is a cooked cucumber or something. O__o
Yea, pickles are cucumbers whatchamacallit, ill say seasoned, ahhh yes, pickles are pickled!

By the way, ahhh nice joke.

[Ladydeathstrike]

lol, i've heard this one before.

[CoLdFlaMeZ436]

Wait aren't a pickle and a cucumber the same thing? A pickle is a cooked cucumber or something. O__o


a pickle is a marinated cucumber...they just put it in this vinigary stuff and it gets all...pickled.


haha that joke is gross but SOOOO funny. ive never heard it before ...hahahaha

[KaitlinRainey]

LOL...that is so wrong!

[MaisalG]

Ha ha ha. I'm not a joke kinda person, but I definately chuckled...needless to say...I saw it coming. lol.

[Blade_Dane10]

That was a good joke i'll admit. Not something to throw out during sunday dinner though huh?

[FallenWings]

ya, that was funny. slammed into a wall until i throw up, lol.

[BlAcK_HoLe_Co]

well that was ok..

[Sage5664]

heh I heard that one before still funny everytime I hear it.

[vash_stampede]

funny.....

[PaxBuddy]

lol...


good one

[Kirby Ate Vash]

lol that was really funny

[anarchistbabie]

interesting,, im not in a laughing mood but props to you it was good.. ;)

[Final Rush]

kudos to psychoz.... good joke, but it would probably offend some people

[TheNewMadPad]

i think this joke is gay. its funny the first time you hear it. AND ONLY THE FIRST TIME

[sublime]

Thats the first time ive ever heard that one, i give it a 4. I lauged a lot.

[hoodedslayer676]

lol that was f***ing wonderful. I never heard it before. good job.

[tha_rippa1be]

i heard the same one but with a cigarette and a *****
but when you hear he joke in dutch dialect its just hilarious!
(dutch couse i'm from belgium)

[Kat04]

That's not very explicit at all. Well, it's still wicked funny.

[lord_sesshomaru]

tee hee hee that was a good one...at first i didnt know what the ***** was ^_^;;; maybe im just blond like that though

[Hopeless]

That was pretty good, had to read the last part to catch what it meant

[geotaku292]

wow...that was just....I'm speechless.

[Rem]

Haha, *gasp* I've never heard it before, I'm gonna have to pass that one on.

[~Fantasy Chick~]

hehehe that was the best joke i've ever heard.:)

[CrakinCapn]

Nice.. Nice...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!:cool:

[kyooteaznchik]

lol that was quite amusing

[Loner_Cuatro]

lol, ive heard a joke very similiar to it, cept it for the ****, it says, they keept me locked up all the time, then when they let me out, they put a plastic bag over my head and make me do push ups till i throw up. lol i thought that version was hilarious

[Steve L.]

LOL, I heard this one before.

[Hiimsophiehuru]

Lol.....its ok, funny the first time, but not the second

[DeadlyChaos99]

nice one...very good, lol

[VchaosV]

... haha. going to piss in my pants