The Official Ethnic Joke Thread!

[gordonman]

WARNING: The following jokes show certain ethincities in a negative light. If you are offended by jokes concerning your or other's ethinicities, do NOT read on!

Post your best ethnic jokes here. Everyone please keep in mind that any jokes posted should not be taken seriously. It's all in good fun. So, here we go....

An Irish guy, an Italian guy, and a Polish guy are all living in America. One day, they find a magic lamp. A genie pops out and says, "For setting me free, I will grant you each one wish." He asks the Irish guy what he wants. The Irish guy responds, "I wish I were back in Ireland as a millionaire." POOF! He sent to Ireland as a millionaire. Next the genie asks the Italian guy what he wants. The Italian guy says, "I wish I were back in Italy as a millionaire." POOF! He is sent to Italy as a millionaire. Finally, the genie asks the Polish guy what he wishes for. So the Polish guy thinks and thinks and thinks. The genie starts getting impatient. "All right buddy, I don't have all day," he exclaims, "so what do you want?" The Polish guy says, "Well, I'm getting kind of lonely...can I have my friends back?"

A French guy, an English guy, and an Irish guy all walk into a bar, and they each order a beer. A few minutes later, a fly flies into the bar. First it lands in the French guy's beer. "Oh, I can't drink this! It has a fly in it!" The French guy says. Next, the fly lands in the English guy's beer. "Oh, I can't drink this! It has a fly in it!" The English guy says. Finally, the fly lands in the Irish guy's beer. Without hesitation, the Irish guy chugs the entire beer, fly and all. The English guy and French guy are shocked. "You do know there was a fly in your beer, don't you?" The French guy asks. "Well of course I knew!" The Irish guy exclaims. "The son of a b*tch was trying to steal my beer! I couldn't let him get away with it!"

How do you find out the population of Mexico?
Roll a quarter down the street and see how many people go after it.

Who's the richest person in Mexico?
The one who gets the quarter.

Two Jewish guys are eating at a Chinese restaurant. One of them wonders if there are any Jews in China. So he asks the waiter. "Sir, do you know if there are Chinese Jews?" The waiter goes in the back to ask. He comes back and says "No sir, no Chinese Jews." Both the men are very suprised. "I can't believe that there are no Jews in China! Are you sure?" he asks the waiter. "I positive sir. We have orange jews, apple jews, pineapple jews, but no chinese jews."

[NBA_loveitlive]

what do you call a black man in a new car?

thief

[Totebag]

Hahahha those were good.Why would you never vandalize a mexican's bike? It's probably your bike in the first place.

[Tamago]

Your jokes SUCK. Lemme show you how it's done.

Q:What do killer whales and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They're both black and white, and encourage young to touch their blowhole.

Q: What do you call a horde of white men chasing a black guy and a Chinese girl?

A: the PGA Tour

Q: What do you get when you mix a white supremecist with Mike Tyson?

A: a black, blue, and red supremecist

Q: What do Japanese people do when they have an erection?

A: vote (pm me if you don't get the joke)

Q: What's white, brown, and flopping on the beach?

A: a Filipino and a seagull fighting for a fish

Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass floors on their ships?

A: So they can see their air force.

[SneakyPanda]

haha nice one ^^

[zell]

sorry to everyone who is hurt by these jokes...
wut do u call white guys running down a mountain? an avalance
wut do u call mexicans running down the mountian? a mudslide
y do black guys play basketball? it's the only sport where they can shoot steal and run sry if ur offended!

[platinumtitan]

heard this joke on comedy central -
two polish guys are walking through the forest. one guy says,"hey, look at the dead bird. the other guy (lookin up),"where? where?"

[karina 611]

i told that to my friends and all of them looked up. i couldn't stop laughing that day.

[XxXSoraXxX]

heard this joke on comedy central -
two polish guys are walking through the forest. one guy says,"hey, look at the dead bird. the other guy (lookin up),"where? where?"
That's not ethnic.

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals. The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out.The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over -- the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible.The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?"The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid ****!"

[lilmizkong]

Q:if the earth is made of sweater, where the black people live?
A: on the hood.
and yeah... its not funny but oh well.

[Elite-Wan]

hey zell u got it wrong. its wat u call a bunch of black people rolling down the hill. Mudslide not mexicans.

Joke: Why are black people so good at basketball?

cuz their Nee Grows!