Well now we REALLY know xbox is way too big

[SL69]

heh http://www.gamespot.com/all/news/news_6084935.html
Anyone have any comments about this?
Personally i think its pretty damn funny. Now i can use my xbox as a weapon of mass distruction or something =P

[Shenlong]

:rolleyes:

I can think of many reasons why Microsoft would want to make their XBOX bullet-proof....which is why this is pretty sad...I wonder if they are flammable...

[Stewie_Griffin]

Haha....bulletproof XBOX....put it on some strings and you got yourself a bullet proof vest! :D

[Hieithedragon89]

Xbox is a reasonable size fro a console. and I would like to see you tell Bill Gates that his Xbox is too big...

[CloudStrife 54]

hahaha, thats hilarious, i doubt microsoft even ment to, lol

[Nandaba Naota]

thats why they cost so much!

[Dark Spawn]

i hate xbox, i really do. stupid gay sucky excuse for a console, it better hope its bulletproof when im around :angry: guess those microsoft losers saw what me and my nine were planning and decided to reinforce the little hunk of crap :rolleyes:

[Loner_Cuatro]

well just another amazing thing about the xbox... but thats awesome, now maybe Bill Gates could get 50 cent to wear the xbox instead of the vest.. then they'd be makin some real money.

[Paladin2900]

Originally posted by Shenlong
...I wonder if they are flammable... Ya know what? I tried and they arent. Thats just messed up. They armoured up that crap like it was a friggin tank. ehh... i wnder how well it may fare against small-scale C4 bombs... heh heh...

[flyingpapya7190]

Hahahahaha i didnt know that if someone come into my house with a gun ill dive towards my xbox

[ryan41]

well seeing how my friend messed up his steps from dropping the thing down it and the x-box was still perfectly intacted. doesnt seem to surprises me. well i guess we all know that microsoft knows how to build their machines heh

[vash_stampede]

well we all know some consoles are crappy and not quality stuff, well the xbox is quality!

[trueundead666]

hahahahaha thats so funny so until christmas i can get shot but some christmas i will be bullet proof!

[MistaMysterious]

Haha that's funny but I don't really belive it and who would shoot an Xbox?

[azngurl8oD]

well about how big xbox is, it should be bulletproof. Now you can have fun and be safe :)

[Shenlong]

Originally posted by MistaMysterious
Haha that's funny but I don't really belive it and who would shoot an Xbox?

I would shoot one....multiple times...and then pour gasoline on it and set it on fire. Or try to anyways...given the opportunity.

[TheHalfDemonOne]

LOL. thats funny! i never new that an xbox wouldnt break after a 9mm shot! whats next? stay above water?

[Titen Code E]

I'm going to try that one of these days.
Rent one and borrow my father rifle and see how long it takes...
mmmmmmm..... a flaming xbox........
That would definitly brighten up my day.
The xbox would finally have a reason for being around, to make me warm in a cold day...

[Manslaya123]

they must have gotten bored or something when they made xboxs

[DaRkPhIrEcLoUd]

XDXD now i can take my anger out on my xbox instead of others!!! XD

[BlackdevilStar]

ahahahahah doesnt that suck.. thats pretty cool thogh that its bullet proof thouh i dont know why it would need to be but i guess its al good

[_TheNoLifeKing_]

Now i ahve an argument against my xbox loving friends haha

[CoLdFlaMeZ436]

HAHA! thats so funny..i can just get an xbox and if anyone breaks into my house, ill just make a run for it and use it to defend myself! thats so cool..

[Slipknot666]

Ya know what? I tried and they arent. Thats just messed up. They armoured up that crap like it was a friggin tank. ehh... i wnder how well it may fare against small-scale C4 bombs... heh heh...
Nothing will survive C4. A chunk of C4 about the size of a thumbnail will blow up a car. Although an XBox is almost the size of a car...

Xbox is a reasonable size fro a console. and I would like to see you tell Bill Gates that his Xbox is too big...
Reasonable size for a console? Not even close. I've seen decent comps that were more compact than and able to outperform an XBox. And if you introduce me to Bill Gates I may just tell him his XBox is too big. First I'd ask him for an assload of money and if he said no then I'd tell him his XBox is too damn big and I would also tell him that it sucks harder than a vacuum cleaner. XBox sucks díck so hard I was pullin' the sheets outta my ass last night.

well just another amazing thing about the xbox... but thats awesome, now maybe Bill Gates could get 50 cent to wear the xbox instead of the vest.. then they'd be makin some real money.
Then 50, Banks, Buck, and Yayo could change it to X-Unit. XXXXX Unit!

Haha that's funny but I don't really belive it and who would shoot an Xbox?
Me.

well about how big xbox is, it should be bulletproof. Now you can have fun and be safe :)
Fun and safe? So now you're trying to market the XBox like a condom? Jesus Christ it's already a huge coaster and a bullet proof vest.

[DaRkPhIrEcLoUd]

[/QUOTE]
Nothing will survive C4. A chunk of C4 about the size of a thumbnail will blow up a car. Although an XBox is almost the size of a car...

no a peice of c-4 the size of a thumbnail will maybe blow of the car doors, but it will not blow up a whole car

[FyIdgsGaBikya]

Bullet proof xbox....... hmmmmmm, all i can say is "amazing"

[Slipknot666]

maybe[/I] blow of the car doors, but it will not blow up a whole car
A piece of C4 the size of a thumbnail, WHEN PROPERLY PLACED, which I guess I couldn't really expect out of majority of people here, will blow up a car and a lot of stuff around it.

[Rhys]

Now the New York Police Department doesn't need to spend so much money on expensive bullet-proof vests when they can get a Microsoft® X-Box™ Bullet-Proof Vest and a copy of Tetris Worlds and Star Wars: The Clone Wars for only $179.99!

[N-A-R-U-T-O]

xbox is probably the biggest game console out there u can throw it down as hard as u can and still wont break but the worse thing about the xbox is how do some people hold it up cause i it fat like crazy....

[T-Virus002]

That is fukin awsome! That is too funny! A bullet proof xbox! I could walk down the street and mess with the local cryps and not get hurt! Ha event eh militart will have a good reason to carry an xbox around. No wonder why it is so heavy. I think Bill Gates could seriously help the world with a bullet proof xbox. I mean, like someone said, strap a string on it and there you have it! A bullet proof vest/xbobx so that way, if you on your way to the gettho, to your friends house, if you get shot, you can still play and be safe by the time you get to your friends house. Also they should give the troops that they are sending to Irac the xboxs when they are low on supplies and need protection.

[Gansx]

I guess billy was afraid of someone breaking into the Xbox

[~c2k~]

lol thats funny... im gonna go buy a metal casing for my xbox, pardon me *walks out the door and goes for some metal* ::must protect t3h xbox::

[Ramina-Riku]

Xbox is not big its good to lay their and watch u play games its Green too with a GIANT X heh XD

[Xytro]

another thing...."The [origanal] X-box controller, when dropped from a height of at least three feet, can easily break a cat's back." Gamespy or something quoted. :stickout:

[~EvilTaCo~]

another thing...."The [origanal] X-box controller, when dropped from a height of at least three feet, can easily break a cat's back." Gamespy or something quoted. :stickout:
lol i hated the oringal xbox controlers they were huge!the smaller kind are much better

[Lunatic High]

what kind of ***** ass gun did he shoot that thing with? it doesn't seem like it could take a bullet, maybe they exaggerated the situation in the paper. size doesn't really have anything to do with density, so the x-box being ****in' huge doesn't help it take bullets.

[Sanders]

1) This is old news

2) My xbox is staked on top of a VCR. The VCR is bigger then the xbox. Its a average size VCR, so how you got that it takes a VCR and a half to fill the size of an xbox is beyond me

3) C4 is not that powerful. A thumbnail size will have a hard time blowing up a purse, let alone a whole car and around it.

[`DeMoNz`]

A new weapon of shielding.

[KrAzyLiLAzNGr1]

LOL!! Wow...if Microsoft went into the bulletproff car business Bill Gates would be a trillionaire(if he isn't one already).

[Xytro]

Also the fact the 9mm is completely pathetic....should have tried a forty-five....sick man. I am quite the shooter myself.....what number did i just hit?

[llescaflownell]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats pretty funny. maybe i will buy an xbox just to try that out myself!! :riiight:

[Yamtacular]

Well, XBOX may be bullet-proof but it's just too bad there are no games on it worth protection. Y'know, I don't mind the size of the console itself, but those CONTROLLERS!!! XP

[RadicalDreamer]

Haha....bulletproof XBOX....put it on some strings and you got yourself a bullet proof vest! :D

No, you'll fall over if you hang that thing on your chest.

[XxXFrOsTXxX]

LMAO BODY ARMOR X BOX LOL thats funny next time i c a person wit ha gun ill be sure to whip out my x box haha

[hiei2kenshin]

Hmmmmmmm they maybe bulletproof but they still get crushed by the ps2.I have a ps2,gc, and the xbox and i wasted my money on the box. Imean i ply the gc more than it just because they have better graphics dont mean anything. You see i have to have amazing gameplay with my games and only a couple of xbox games offer that. Well just figure id put that on here hehehehe.

[yattasparagus28]

Ya know what? I tried and they arent. Thats just messed up. They armoured up that crap like it was a friggin tank. ehh... i wnder how well it may fare against small-scale C4 bombs... heh heh...

how much fsck'n free time do you have to try to make an Xbox light on fire?

oh, and the story's just sad. 9mm bullets can't go through a video game system? GADDAMN!

[Alien]

Xbox isn't too big... and the controllers are only half the size of N64... I have all three new systems and Xbox is my favorite since SNES. I've only bought 2 games on purpose for GC and... GTA3, Time Crisis 2, and FFX which sucked for PS2... Space and weight is not an issue when it cost as much as PS2 did but came with $100 more stuff initially PLUS bulletproof casing... I just read an article about soldiers in Iraq buying their own body armor for up to thousands of dollars... just buy a couple 'boxes and latch em on... 16 extra pounds and the extra volume of a refrigerator isn't too much... C'mon! It could take an RPG (not role-playing game) or a sniper round!

[Kirby Ate Vash]

hey cool lets c if its flammable like wat someone said

[~-Kenji-~]

well, that is sorta cool, and the flame thing has been proven not possible.... anyway, u could buy thoe and make a bunker ^_^ haha and then play it haha

[OtakuBerserker]

o yes being bullet proof is SO useful, because someone is gonna shoot your x box. ya that makes sense

[Slipknot666]

Xbox isn't too big... and the controllers are only half the size of N64... I have all three new systems and Xbox is my favorite since SNES. I've only bought 2 games on purpose for GC and... GTA3, Time Crisis 2, and FFX which sucked for PS2... Space and weight is not an issue when it cost as much as PS2 did but came with $100 more stuff initially PLUS bulletproof casing... I just read an article about soldiers in Iraq buying their own body armor for up to thousands of dollars... just buy a couple 'boxes and latch em on... 16 extra pounds and the extra volume of a refrigerator isn't too much... C'mon! It could take an RPG (not role-playing game) or a sniper round!
GTA3, TC2, and FFX suck? If you don't mind me asking, what kind of shitty games do you like to play if you don't enjoy mass destruction, light guns, and role-playing? Sure FFX may not have been the BEST FF but it was still good. GTA3 is, IMO, better than VC just because it was the first game to really do what it did, even GTA1 and 2 weren't like that really. And TC2 is so badass it's not even funny, I have no clue how you could not like TC2. Light gun games are some of the funnest games out there, even if they do get repetitive. I'm assuming you like low-quality, unoriginal FPS like Halo if you think XBox is the best, in which case I'll say "Get UT, any UT, and don't say a goddamn word about Halo because it's not even half as good as people say it is."

[Fallen_Angel]

http://maddox.xmission.com/xbox_suckit.html more xbox bashing
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[Lunatic High]

Xbox isn't too big... and the controllers are only half the size of N64... I have all three new systems and Xbox is my favorite since SNES. I've only bought 2 games on purpose for GC and... GTA3, Time Crisis 2, and FFX which sucked for PS2... Space and weight is not an issue when it cost as much as PS2 did but came with $100 more stuff initially PLUS bulletproof casing... I just read an article about soldiers in Iraq buying their own body armor for up to thousands of dollars... just buy a couple 'boxes and latch em on... 16 extra pounds and the extra volume of a refrigerator isn't too much... C'mon! It could take an RPG (not role-playing game) or a sniper round!

wow... just wow. you're one of the biggest morons i have ever seen around here. how can you say FFX sucks? and GTA3? what the ƒuck were you smoking when you wrote that shit? i don't even like FFX, but i still know that it is a damn good game. you can't find a game on x-box better than FFX. i still think halo is a good game... but some of the shit on that game is... well, shit. pistol stronger than assault rifle? what the ƒUCK!?