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yoshi09
06-24-2003, 11:33 PM
i'd have to do with: any break outs or pimples on their face... that never happens... -_- lucky bastards. LOL
PorPor Coro
06-25-2003, 12:17 AM
Being brutilized by a cop such as John Shaft....he's one bad motha..shut ur mouth..im just talkin bout shaft....we can dig it...
hoodoozie
06-25-2003, 01:01 AM
a stereotypical american "sidekick" who is better then the lead japanese. (har!)
Rikku
06-25-2003, 05:43 AM
live people ^_^
Tamago
06-25-2003, 06:48 AM
The actual height and hair/eye color of Japanese people ^^
Tsukasa
06-25-2003, 10:07 AM
anything normal
ManjiHimura
06-25-2003, 10:09 AM
a talking bunny....
sakuragaoka
06-25-2003, 01:30 PM
Actually in Miyuki Chan in wonderland has a talking rabbit
And as faras I'm concerned:
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN ANIEM!!
Da Goods
06-26-2003, 04:29 PM
Chipmunks maybe.
Marth278
06-26-2003, 04:35 PM
talkin sponge
ruff_edgz
06-26-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by New Renzokuken
One thing you'll never see...
A Mecha piloted by someone over the age of 18.
lol.. nice one... you will never see in an anime...hmm.. you will never see girls not where a school girl outfit in a show.. lol.. i am just playing.. i thought that would be fun... now seriouly.. hmmm... this is a tough one?? i have no idea..man i am just not thinking today!
|2uff!
warpedcolumbia
06-29-2003, 11:43 PM
a big frankenstein monster that can tap dance
VampireHunter_D
06-29-2003, 11:46 PM
Un atractive main female charecters . yay!!
RoadKillPuppies
06-29-2003, 11:48 PM
How about a 14 year old girl that isn't like a C-cup already? Or maybe just an atomically correct person.....
-=YoH=-
06-30-2003, 05:24 AM
a respected hispanic
i think the only time i saw hispanics in an anime was in cowboy bebop, when they were harassing the waitress... yeah... they got beat up... i forgot by who...
Chibi Dragon
06-30-2003, 08:42 AM
they were beat up by spike....
neways, A girl who's boobs aren't 5 sizes too big. lol. sensless beating (hit over the head with a mallet, pied in the face) and unbeleivabley FAKE voices... unless they're some sort of creature. or any characters that look japanese (aside from in Akira, they did a good job on that one)
SailorPenguinz
06-30-2003, 06:02 PM
evil penguin overlords!!! XD won't be found in anime, but are found in my sketchbook......unless there IS an anime with one, if so...me want watch!! >_O
or frisbee...don't think i've seen that...or what about lacross? o0o or how about a big cardboard penguin? *points to pic* yes, i have a cardboard penguin in my room ^_^
Red Eyes
06-30-2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Chibi Dragon
neways, A girl who's boobs are 5 sizes too big. lol.
Read the Rocket Girl manga.
Originally posted by PorPor Coro
Being brutilized by a cop
Watch the Boogiepop Phantom anime
warpedcolumbia
06-30-2003, 10:28 PM
i wanna big cardboard penguin!!!!!!!
yoshi09
06-30-2003, 10:37 PM
LOL
i'd say: there's not one anime that doesn't have a dramatic 'bubble' scene or something like that.
snowballmage
06-30-2003, 10:46 PM
A guy with pink hair thats in a band called bad luck who happens to be gay. lol
Chibi Dragon
07-01-2003, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Red Eyes
Read the Rocket Girl manga.
WHOOPS! I ment AREN'T hehe.... ^^;;
OH! a character that DOESN'T have pearly white teeth!
Chibi Dragon
07-01-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by snowballmage
A guy with pink hair thats in a band called bad luck who happens to be gay. lol
Well there IS an anime character GUY with pink hair and is gay! XD
Kikaider
07-02-2003, 12:51 PM
Someone with out a dark, mystirius past.
Spongebob singing Limp Bizkit in a karioki bar.
The bad guy ACTULLY acheving world dmination.
Nazi zombie robots!
crimsoncloud7
07-02-2003, 02:34 PM
ME!!! ill never be an anime character, or at least i dont think i ever will be.
Hmm... a group off crime fighting chicks that dont look hot.
A spork. No sporks. Why no sporks?:confused: And don't say condom. Dammit! Just don't! Full metal panic! Has one with a guy who doesn't know how to use it right (You know those things can hold up to a liter of water.)
Dark Wolf
07-02-2003, 07:01 PM
i say more than 3 sets of clothes or 2
MunkyMaster
07-02-2003, 09:16 PM
really unattractive girls
wait nvm sum1 already said that
youll never c ne anime fans in anime.........
Masquerade
07-03-2003, 12:02 AM
I don't think I've seen a realistic nose on a girl, or an ugly one ethier.
Kimari
07-03-2003, 12:04 AM
how bout a character not screaming NOOOOOO in 1 episode lol
just a random thought by meh ^_^
SLePiNGkRn
07-03-2003, 12:10 AM
a single character without spiky hair there is ALWAYS a character with spiky hair.
Petermint
07-03-2003, 12:28 AM
1.Disney Characters
2.Star wars characters
Sanders
07-03-2003, 12:31 AM
This one is easy. Armpit Hair, or private area hair.
Tamago
07-03-2003, 08:06 AM
I don't think I've seen a realistic nose on a girl, or an ugly one ethier.
This one is easy. Armpit Hair, or private area hair.
really unattractive girls
I've seen all three in GTO, and let me be the first to say that when they make the girls look ugly, it's like they do it with a PASSION!! GTO also has armpit hair, nipple hair, and you should really see the part where the three girls knock out Onizuka and shave his privates ^^ (I won't say why, since it's a spoiler)
Tamago
07-03-2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by Zero
youll never c ne anime fans in anime.........
I saw that in GTO too. The character Noboru Yoshikawa is an anime and video game otaku, and there are some pretty shameless (and friggen hilarious) jokes on anime otaku. See the picture on the infamous Gundam Otaku.
It's kinda small and in Japanese, but mockery translates to all languages ^^
SailorPenguinz
07-03-2003, 10:50 AM
i thought of something else, and i'm not editing my other one since i doubt the other ppl will go back and read it --;;;
you won't see w/e's in fanfics in anime...though some fics would be uber cool to watch...
ChivenDragon
07-03-2003, 01:10 PM
and there have been a lot with random anime fans, such as the one in Oh! My goddess... And they ARE always depicted as foolish, slobbish, or just generally wasting away... so sad...
And there have been SEVERAL anime where the bad guy achieved world domination for at least a short period of time...
Oh, right, what you will never see in anime? Hmmm... Kamui, Heero, Squall, and Sephiroth Hangin out...
And I'm not sure, but has there been an anime told from the badguy's perspective, so that he seems like the good guy and the anime follows him around as he converts people to conquer the world and it makes world domination the good thing to do?
BläckRose
07-03-2003, 03:43 PM
uh............. Lowe's Home Improvement Store.... Never will you see a Lowe's in an Anime...
Hikage Idaten
07-03-2003, 05:28 PM
i don't know if these were said because i didn't read the other posts
two characters outright saying they are in love without all the angst behind it all
a leading male with a beard
a whole season without cliffhangers (pokemon doesn't count because it sucks)
normal face expressions
if the characters travel to america there should actually be a language barrier (this is impossible with dubs)
Dark Wolf
07-03-2003, 05:57 PM
things that happen in real life < i think>
inuyashafreak
07-03-2003, 08:38 PM
How about a NORMAL plot, or at least something you can understand after missing an episode/manga or two!
Don't forget a fighting show with a male whose shirt DOES NOT get ripped off during a fight...
Chud Monster
07-03-2003, 11:01 PM
A canadian riding a moose!! I wonder if that's in an anime? Hmm... that would be the day....
RoninVoldam
07-03-2003, 11:19 PM
A decently portrayed Black guy who doesn't have an accent (Cyborg 009)
A city with all of it's signs written in English.
A villian or hero that's eyes do not glow at one point of the series or other.
A hero that does not name his attacks.
A hero with no special attack(s).
NO SHOUTING! ('specially during attacks)
Domon Kasshu doing a Middle Finger attack.
A Blue striped wallaby.
Vicious
07-04-2003, 12:03 AM
a transexual, transgender stripper in pink fishnet tights
PoisonRiceBall
11-25-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by New Renzokuken
One thing you'll never see...
A Mecha piloted by someone over the age of 18.
Hey man, you're really wrong, i can think of a handful of pilots way over 18. But i have a feeling, you're joking so if you are, don't take this personal. Anyway, back to topic, one thing you'll never see in an anime is ummm, i dunno, "Drugs", maybe? (not including cigarrettes/cigars and medicine, etc.) I dunno, maybe I'm wrong and there's already one with drugs.
Chud Monster
11-25-2003, 10:54 PM
I got it I got it!! Testament making out with a really hot other guy!!! YEAH!! HOO... How about one that takes place in like Bangladesh or like Italy. How about someone, during the series gets a sex change..
Vicious
11-25-2003, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by PoisonRiceBall
Hey man, you're really wrong, i can think of a handful of pilots way over 18. But i have a feeling, you're joking so if you are, don't take this personal. Anyway, back to topic, one thing you'll never see in an anime is ummm, i dunno, "Drugs", maybe? (not including cigarrettes/cigars and medicine, etc.) I dunno, maybe I'm wrong and there's already one with drugs.
In the episode of Cowboy Bebop called Mushroom Samba, the entire crew of the Bebop is tripping on shrooms.
FayesProtector
11-25-2003, 11:45 PM
hmm, i dont think we will see any ugly girls in anime...haha
Trivangelion17
11-25-2003, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by New Renzokuken
One thing you'll never see...
A Mecha piloted by someone over the age of 18.
Gundam is full of pilots over the age of 18.
You will never see an anime centered around 2 albanian women and a bhuddist monk who get in brutal and some times fatal knife fights on a daily basis. That would be cool.
Trivangelion17
11-26-2003, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Faye'sProtector
hmm, i dont think we will see any ugly girls in anime...haha
Ed from cowboy bebop isnt exactly the hottest ***** you have ever seen.
FayesProtector
11-26-2003, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Trivangelion17
Ed from cowboy bebop isnt exactly the hottest ***** you have ever seen.
true, but then, shes like 12, and her character isnt like almost all of the other characters
I guess i shoulda specified girls who aer supposed to be over the age of 18....heh
bishoujo_yume03
11-26-2003, 08:41 AM
legs that aren't as long as their torso and head
a fat person as a main character
realistic porportions
a female character that walks in on a guy (dressing, bathing) and gets a nosebleed (akane walked in on ranma, but no nosebleed)
Zylth
11-26-2003, 08:55 AM
I beleive ive never seen these before
Black Gangsters
BasketBall (they show baseball in FLCL)
Leprichons
Urban Legends (Lockness, Yetti)
One without a climax -.-
I have never seen yen (¥) in an anime oddly
BlackdevilStar
01-22-2004, 09:45 PM
ahahha Yoshi... hmm lets seee..theyll never dress weird...or get messed up hair..damn ingrates
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